My date sucked last night and I’m going to be single for the rest of my life.

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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sailorstoner:

my butt is in serious need of touches and slaps and all of those good things

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

d0pelonelystoner:

I want a fucking avocado sandwich